spider season

 
A spider in the bedroom, crawling up the wall
I hit it with a magazine, and made the sucker fall
 
It fell beside the nightstand, then crawled across the floor
I swear I heard it laughing as it darted out the door
 
I dove across the bedroom, and peaked into the hall
The spider had a buddy waiting halfway up [...]

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shaving dogs for fun and profit

Ha ha, no, it is neither fun nor profitable to shave dogs. I was just getting your attention. I’m hilarious.
I’m taking a break from my regular blog posts (which aren’t very regular anyway) to post another “technical” type post about dog grooming. To my blogger friends: you don’t have to read this unless it interests [...]

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