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Freudian Interview

February 3, 2009 by birdpress

I decided to take Allison up on the Freudian Interview meme idea. Of course she had to go and give me a bunch of tricky questions! Here they are, along with my responses…

1. You have a time machine, but it is broken and will function properly just one more time. Given that all you have is a one-way-ticket, where will you go?

I’d skip ahead to a week from Friday. By then we should know what our financial situation is and whether or not we are going to move into the cardboard box until Josh finishes school. Ordinarily I would never want to miss out on any moment of my life, but I know that from now until then we are both going to remain anxious, so, honestly, I wouldn’t mind missing it.

2. You have free rein for the next 24 hours. You will not be held accountable for what you say or do. What will you do?

I know what I would do, but I don’t want to tell! I’m pleading the fifth on this one…

3. You have the ability to grant world peace or cure three terminally ill children. Which will it be?

Call me boring, but I would choose world peace. I think more children will be saved in the long run that way. If I did happen to know a terminally ill child personally, however, I bet I would change my mind.

4. You see a punk kid berating and cursing an elderly lady. Do you step up to the punk kid, or do you just go on about your merry way?

You don’t mess with elderly people when Birdpress is around! Let me at that punk!

5. If you could be anyone in the world (anyone alive today), who would you be and why?

Well, this question just has so many variables. If I “could” be anyone I would want to be me of course, because if I weren’t me, then someone else would be me, and I would totally have to find whoever was me and kick her ass for sleeping with my husband!

The rules for anyone else who wants to be interviewed:
1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. (I get to pick the questions).
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

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16 Responses

on February 3, 2009 at 8:40 pm excellenceinblogging

Here I go again, Interview me (by the way — it’s worstdamnblog.com now)

Questions sent!
on February 3, 2009 at 8:59 pm c

Interview me!

My blog is sad and needs some birdies.

Also, i loved your answer to number five. And that you are a defender of the elderly. You go girl!

Thanks! I just sent your questions in email.
on February 3, 2009 at 10:05 pm thebeadden

Great questions, great answers. I laughed on pleading the 5th! Sorry about #1 though.

Thanks. Yeah, hopefully we have nothing to worry about; we just had to spend money we didn’t have in the hopes that we will have it in time to replace it!
on February 3, 2009 at 11:01 pm c

Cool. Thanks.

You’re most welcome.
on February 4, 2009 at 1:21 am allison

BirdPress, you done good. Your #5 had me laughing till I almost fell out of my chair.

I try.
on February 4, 2009 at 1:39 am JavaQueen

Ah-ha-ha-ha! Whose that hussy sleeping with your man! Oh, wait, it’s YOU, errrr- huh? LOL! Great answers!

Heehee… I’m honest though, right?
on February 4, 2009 at 2:00 am erin

Ooh fun! Interview me, please!

Okay, check your email soon.
on February 4, 2009 at 2:04 am Peter Parkour

Happy Belated Birthday! A job well done on the Q&A.

Thanks, and thanks!
on February 4, 2009 at 2:33 am sleepyjane

I’m loving the last question…and answer!

I would also choose world peace for the record.

I think that one would be harder if I had someone in mind, and I am lucky that I don’t!
on February 4, 2009 at 9:42 am Emerald

Ooh! Ooh! These were awesome! Interview me!

I’m on it! It’s hard coming up with unique, interesting questions for everyone, but it’s also fun!
on February 4, 2009 at 3:51 pm Anja

Ok, I’ll be a guinea pig if you want to accept the challenge. I also have a little something for you at my place.

Thanks, Anja! Questions will be on their way ASAP!
on February 4, 2009 at 4:08 pm teeni

I’m so sorry I missed your birthday! I just saw your mom’s post now. I have been babysitting at my niece’s house while she gets her followup radiation to her thyroid. If it helps, I always wish good things for you each and every day so hopefully that makes up for it. Oh, and don’t interview me cuz I still owe this meme to someone as my last meme before my temporary meme retirement.

Aw, aren’t you so nice! No biggie about my birthday, but the good wishes are always appreciated!
on February 4, 2009 at 5:19 pm widdleshamrock

Interview me please.

And I don’t care WHO the bully is, I will step in.

I’d like to think I would to. I’ll work on those questions and have them to you soon!
on February 5, 2009 at 1:21 pm luvmoons

Tough questions! Good answers though!

They were tough! Thanks.
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on February 7, 2009 at 9:35 am Mistress B

I do not like bullies one little bit.

I’d want to be myself too