going, going…

Four balloons…

 
Three balloons…

 
Two balloons…

 
One balloon…

 
No more balloon!

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don’t scrunch the dog while I’m PMS-ing or I’m gonna scream and rip out your arm hair

J thinks I’m a bitch for asking him not to scrunch Alice’s topknot when I’ve just groomed her.  He never even brushes her, and he has no idea what it takes to stretch dry and and then scissor her topknot to perfection.  I don’t care if he squashes it when he pets her, but when [...]

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don’t they have vaccinations for this?

I’m extremely susceptible to earworms.  At almost any moment, you could ask me what’s going through my head and there will almost surely be some background music playing, if not drowning out every other thought that tries to get in.  And it’s rarely a song I like either.  Just whatever happens to latch on, either [...]

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healthy ways to amuse yourself when you are angry

J and I usually get along very well, but we do occasionally go through phases where one or both of us is moody and we just bicker like children.  This weekend seemed to be one of those phases.
One of the stupider things we were squabbling about was that I asked him (nicely!) not to put all the bottles of [...]

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fat cat

I love this cat.

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